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Joke of the Day
"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."
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"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."
"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."
"Hit a cop car last night. The driver let me off with a warning..... ""Anything you say can and will be used against you."""
"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""
"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."
"Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch."
"What is Donald Trump's rap name? Toupee Fiasco"
"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."
"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."