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Joke of the Day
"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."
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"What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!"
"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"
"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"
"The best argument for ""the sequel is never as good as the original"" is birds v. dinosaurs."
"There's no 5 second rule at my house. The dog is much quicker than that."
"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"
"Me: ""I'd like to pay by card."" Waiter: ""Contactless?"" Me: ""No, you can cuddle me."""
"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""
"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"