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Joke of the Day
"I was proud and surprised when my wife gave birth... But deep down, I knew she had it in her."
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"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""
"A baby seal walks into a club And later dies from complications of severe brain damage."
"I sent a new girl I'm seeing a picture of my buddy Richard in the middle of the night She didn't appreciate an unsolicited Dick pic..."
"Bathroom Break A client told me she had to cut our meeting short to go to the bathroom.... she was full of shit."
"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""
"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."
"Statically, 1 in every 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next to a little boy with a fat ass"
"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."
"How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb? They could not do it, they are all autistic."