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Joke of the Day

"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."

"You can eat all the Curry you want... Freddie is eating more Curry! Sorry"

"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"

"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said ""Sorry. My fault"""

"What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party? Traditional gender rolls."

"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."

"All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."

"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."

"I like my women how I like my coffee without another man's penis in it."