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Joke of the Day
"I could never fist a girl My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle."
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"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."
"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"
"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."
"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"
"Vet: ""I can see the head... ...here's the neck... ...more neck... ...more neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...still more neck... ...neck... ...it's a giraffe!"""
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1..... Because they are very efficient, but not very funny. Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk"
"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is."
"What are most incarcerated inner-city youths locked up for? Some bullshit"
"I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same."