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Joke of the Day

"What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up? Some day you will be red!"

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"Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries"
"How did the hipster drown? By swimming in the main stream."
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