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Joke of the Day

"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."

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"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"
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"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."
"*Brings axe to slumber party* ""Oops. I thought you said 'lumber party'"" *Knew the whole time* *Waits until they're asleep* *Chops down tree*"
"I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years... .... so her dad was very surprised when I proposed. He had no idea I was gay."
"Waiter my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !"
"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"