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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's biggest fear? Mexican ghosts who can walk through walls."

"A club walks into a seal."

"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."

"Sometimes I put my cat in the sunroom hoping the coyote who lives out back will charge at it and bounce off the glass."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"

"Why did the fish fall off it's bike? It's a fish."

"I don't always give her an orgasm, but when I do.. She spits it back at me."

"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally."