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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally."
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"Why I hate 9/11..... I hate 9/11 because my cousins died doing their favorite thing... Flying Planes."
"Why did Michael Brown rob the convenience store? He was so hungry he could eat a bullet."
"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."
"Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"My sister called in a panic to say she'd dropped my kid. I didn't even know she was pregnant."
"Yo mama has so many chins it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!"