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Joke of the Day
"What word starts with ""n"" and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
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"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams... A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter..."
"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"Chimney Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney"
"If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway."
"Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?"
"Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me"
"Laugh while you can, 2016... ...you're next."
"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."