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Joke of the Day

"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"

"I name photos of me stroking animals in files called ""Fireworks and big dogs.jpg"" so my cats won't find them on my computer."

"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."

"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"

"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"

"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."

"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"

"Why does Euler's Number say it's ""going number 2"" when it pees? Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."

"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"