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"Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it"
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"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"
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"[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs."
"how do you kill a blonde with only one arm that climbed a lamppost? You wave to her."
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