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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"
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"What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( )"
"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""
"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"
"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."
"My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden."
"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."
"I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a tv... I could've swore it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at the house polishing my shoes."
"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"
"""My name is Robert and I support apples."" -- Bob for apples"