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Joke of the Day
"how do you kill a blonde with only one arm that climbed a lamppost? You wave to her."
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"I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated- It's just a curd to me."
"""Traaains"" - traveling zombies"
"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."
"Let's put a little smile on that face..."
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"""Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."" The priest replied, ""I know. I saw your tweet!"""
"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."
"My girlfriend is a special snowflake She's cold and flaky."
"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""