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Joke of the Day

"I'd imagine homeless people aren't the biggest fans of little dogs wearing sweaters."

"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"

"Dylann Roof was just sentenced to death.... Needless to say he was FLOORED by the news."

"I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese."

"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."

"A elderly man gets diagnosed with brain cancer And dies."

"What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? ""...Would you like fries with that?"""

"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"

"Student l: ""Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"" Student 2: ""They are?"" Student 1: ""Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"""

"How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish? Give it a couple test tickles"