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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""

"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? ""No"" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] ""Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"""

"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"

"Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman."

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."

"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."

"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"

"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a Italian walk into a bar..... The bartender looks up with a scowl and says..... Get the fuck out of here..."