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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."
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"The lady at the massage parlor asked if I wanted a happy ending, I said yes and then she proceeded to tell me the plot of Homeward Bound."
"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"
"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"
"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."
"If an entire garden was variegated... would it take longer to get in to?"
"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"
"""Sooth."" -a soothsayer"
"Q: What did the atlantic say to the pacific? A: Nothing. It just waved."
"Teenagers are so cute when they think you won't hit them"