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Joke of the Day
"All phones can be categorized into two groups You have the iPhones, then you have the good phones."
Next Joke
"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"
"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"
"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."
"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"
"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!"
"""you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!"" ""it's just not working out"" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*"
"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"