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Joke of the Day

"""you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!"" ""it's just not working out"" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*"

"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."

"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."

"A black woman named Latisha has three boys all named LeSean. How does she tell them apart? Their last names!"

"Hi I'm Dan, welcome to identity theft club *from back of room ""me too"" ""me too!"" ""uhhh, yeah me too"" Ok, we're off to a great start guys"

"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."

"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? I don't understand your terms and you keep telling me you have no interest."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since LAST Friday."

"What's ten inches long, has a bright purple tip, and made my wife cry when I made her eat it after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth."