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Joke of the Day

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"

"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."

"I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!"

"Knock knock ""Who's there"" ""I'm the mailman"""

"If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it."

"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"

"Why do they evacuate women and children first? You can't fix shit with all that screaming and crying. (**Yes, you can evacuate people.** Check #2 here: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/evacuate)"

"What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors? A chicken sedan."

"Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !"

"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."