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Joke of the Day

"Primaries are like childbirth. After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time."

"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."

"How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!"

"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""

"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"

"Organic Chemistry... You R-O-R get it, or you don't"

"I think salads help you lose weight because they're gross and you end up not eating them"

"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."

"I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning."