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Joke of the Day

"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."

"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."

"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke."

"Doc said I need to change my diet... He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne. I said, ""Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"" He said, ""it's a High Fluten diet."""

"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline."

"Never telling another baby goat joke again. I'm not kidding."