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Joke of the Day
"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
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"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Easy. More traffic is going to hell."
"Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese . . . so he can make America grate again."
"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""
"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."
"God says to jesus, ""You remembered it's father's day?"" Jesus says ""what the hell am I supposed to get a man who has everything?!"" *God turns & winks at camera* ""Omnipresents."""
"A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop"
"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."