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Joke of the Day
"Organic Chemistry... You R-O-R get it, or you don't"
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"I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?"
"Mohammed Mo Problems"
"Half of Chinese men have cataracts... The other half drive Lincolns."
"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"
"What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Quatro Sinko"
"Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one."
"My wife believes in compromise If we agree on something we do it my way, and if we disagree we do it her way."
"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"
"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."