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Joke of the Day

"What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro."

"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""

"I dont care about all the ISIS jokes They all blow up."

"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just stand around complimenting it, and then get pissed when another guy screws it."

"My ceiling fan has 3 settings: 1. Very slow 2. Slow 3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident"

"What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"A Mexican man contended in the Olympics He won a gold medal in the ""Jump and run"" event."

"Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino."

"What did Hitmonlee say to Hitmonchan when he said he said his jokes sucked? ""I'm sorry , I'm not very good at executing punchlines."""

"I freak out when i don't see the L and R marks on headphones. There's no way I'm taking that risk."