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Joke of the Day

"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."

"I like my cream like I like my slaves Whipped"

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new black."

"A Muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hello Mr.President."""

"I'll likely spend most of my child bearing years looking for a place to plug in my phone"

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? Mostly the taste."

"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!"

"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"

"God I'm glad chicken breasts don't have nipples."