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Joke of the Day

"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."

"What is the longest word in the feminist dictionary? Antidickstablishmentarianism."

"Want to hear a joke? I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it."

"What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one."

"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."

"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."

"Me: damn, doc I'm losing my hair. What can you give me to keep it in? Dr.: a plastic bag"

"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""

"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"

"The countdown to my sister's wedding has begun, a constant reminder that I'm just a unibrow & a showtune away from being Susan Boyle."