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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO MAKE A VERY BIG POO POO!!!"
"Autocorrect just changed ""carnie"" to ""catnip"" and now all my friends think I slept with a bunch of catnips last night."
"If everyone gets a dollar for every time I fuck a girl. They'd have none."
"Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last."
"Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink? So women know where to stand in the kitchen."
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"Fun fact: All of the seasons were named after coils of metal. Except for summer and winter. And fall."
"What do you call a legless nun? Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke."
"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""