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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."
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"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"One thing that really annoys me is everything."
"Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F"
"Meeting with the father who married me and my wife for dinner tonight. I hope it's Italian I am going to ask him to pass the body of christ."
"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."
"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."
"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"
"There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them."