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Joke of the Day
"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"
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"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an alter boy."
"What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving."
"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."
"I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it"
"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"
"Rice: for when you're not really hungry but still wanna eat a 1000 of something."
"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"
"Two fish in a tank... One says to the other ""how the hell do you drive this thing?!"""
"BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN 1961. 1+9+6+1= 17. YOU KNOW WHO USED TO BE 17 YEARS OLD? HITLER."