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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"

"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."

"Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!"

"Greek Life Q: Why did the young Greek boy run away from home? A: He was not being reared right!"

"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."

"If a gay guy gets paralyzed... Is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""

"Teenage Jesus: Hey dad, why you wearing that crucifix? God: It's an idea I have for a public holiday. TJ: Huh? G: It's complicated."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."

"Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes? Because they're the wurst."