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Joke of the Day

"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""

"Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction."

"[opening can of Russian Pringles] once u pop u [inside can is a slightly smaller can] huh [inside that can is an even smaller can] wtf [in.."

"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"

"Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink."

"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."

"My Chinese friend got me an iPad for my birthday... Nothing beats a homemade gift!"

"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"

"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"

"When I hear ""This call is being monitored for quality assurance"" I think ""Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."""