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Joke of the Day
"What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash"
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"This looks like a job for.. *I rip open my jacket* Jacket Repair Man! *I sew my jacket back together*"
"What happened to the concussed gravedigger? He lost the plot."
"What's a nun's favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
"I have the perfect body of a 21 year old female... It's in a freezer in my basement"
"What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common? When they scream they make no sense"
"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"My number one rule to live by is: Don't die."
"Idea: a hat store called ""ALL CAPS"" where the salespeople yell at you the entire time."
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."