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Joke of the Day
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"
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"What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !"
"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "
"Genie: Sure about this? Me: C'mon do it Genie: It's your last wis- Me: I WANNA BE RICH Genie: Alakazam! Hi Rich, I'm Genie"
"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."
"If I were a male porn star My name would be Jesus and right before each money shot I would say, ""Get on your knees and close your eyes. Jesus is coming soon."""
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."
"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"
"what do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy"