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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."

"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"

"I call my bedroom the place where the magic happens' because it's where I make my self-respect disappear."

"What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party? A Christmas tree. Because they're lit."

"A man who calls himself ""Dog the Bounty Hunter"" is currently hunting down a man named ""War Machine"". We all live inside a comic book now."

"All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right."

"I was going to post a joke about radical Islam... but I feel that would be self-destructive"

"Never sky dived before, but I just zoomed google maps way too fast. Pure adrenaline."

"Why are ISIS so safety conscientious and choose to use donkeys instead of vehicles for transportation? vehicle tail pipes will burn your ass bad"

"who's there * Knock knock * *who's there* * Dwayne * *Dwayne who?* * Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!"