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Joke of the Day
"In the words of my dead grandmother..."
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"What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink? Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff."
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"To all future Canadian inmigrants: Mexico welcomes you!"
"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."
"What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented."
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"Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet? Because he didn't drywall."
"I haven't said a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted..."