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Joke of the Day

"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."

"Are we done? Can we go? -A memoir."

"Sheep Jokes are baad."

"I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-"

"I asked my sister how her blind date went ""Oh it was terrible"" she said, ""He showed up in a 1948 Rolls-Royce."" ""So what's so bad about *that*?"" I asked. Apparently he was the original owner."

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either."

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"Yes, autocorrect, I live you too."

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"