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Joke of the Day

"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."

"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"

"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain? Hitler had a reason to kill himself."

"Polish remover Hitler. The game Sequence has a wicked sense of humor."

"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"

"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."

"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."

"I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3. Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries."

"Why are penguins so shy? They always get cold feet."

"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."