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Joke of the Day

"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."

"""How's Mason doing?"" Ugh, he's going through this emu kid phase. ""Don't you mean emo kid?"" *boy covered in feathers runs past* I wish."

"A touching story One day, the boy touched the girls hand. The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."

"What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ? 1) Electile Dysfunction and 2) Premature Congratulations."

"Ever look out the window of a plane and see a huge target on the roof of a Target? Haven't these people ever watched the History Channel?"

"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."

"I'd don't know if this qualifies as a super power, but I'm 100% accurate at finding cat vom in the dark with my bare feet."

"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."

"I don't like piggy banks.. I'm afraid of change!"

"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."