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Joke of the Day

"A touching story One day, the boy touched the girls hand. The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."

"Does jack Nicholson have it right? Absolutely! Lol so funny and true! http://imgur.com/Ty82Ugc http://imgur.com/69lQnye"

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"

"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"

"What's the best part about having sex with a gilf? You can finger her and grab her titties with one hand at the same time. ;)"

"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"

"[first date] Him: Let's take the stairs! Me: I think we should see other people."

"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."