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Joke of the Day

"I'd don't know if this qualifies as a super power, but I'm 100% accurate at finding cat vom in the dark with my bare feet."

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"Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila"
"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."
"""U put on suntan lotion?"" ""No"" ""Youll get sunburned!"" *sun descends, his voice echoes loudly* ""NICE BICEPS BRO, UR LIL SISTER LOAN EM TO U?"""
"How do crabs travel cheaply? Pubic transportation"
"I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got for Christmas I was hoping for a fast maid"
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"
"A man comes into a bar... Wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse."