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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY"
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"Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen"
"""I am inspiring"" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring"
"I need an airplane joke And I need it right neeeeeeoooow."
"The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes."
"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"
"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."
"Times are tough, jobs are scarce, I know I don't have the greatest body, but for you single ladies, I'll gigolo if the price is right. . ."
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
"If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions."