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Joke of the Day

"Times are tough, jobs are scarce, I know I don't have the greatest body, but for you single ladies, I'll gigolo if the price is right. . ."

"what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib"

"I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my foot up your ass."

"Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose? Me: All the dead ones"

"I caught my employee sleeping on my office couch today. I didn't know if I should fire him, or tell him what I did on it last night."

"What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back."

"My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business."

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."

"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."