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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"

"Her eyes were the color of paint"

"I always take a condom with me on a night out. Unfortunately, it is always the same one..."

"Wife: 2 is driving me crazy and I want to drive off a cliff. Me: No I need the car."

"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"

"Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine."

"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"

"A few disenfranchised primates got together to start a revolution.. ..they called it 'Gorilla Radio'.."

"Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples. He rises and addresses them: ""I'm the son of God."" ""No way!"" they say. ""Yahweh."""

"lovely joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."