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Joke of the Day

"The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes."

"I bought my girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue."

"How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling? He looks into his lover's 'I's."

"Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?"

"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."

"Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white."

"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."

"Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee? Tsarbucks."

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"To all my haters. First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."