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Joke of the Day
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
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"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."
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"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"
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"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"
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