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Joke of the Day
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"
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"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."
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"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."
"How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out ""B-52"""
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."
"What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say? Allahu Ackbar!"
"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""
"I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won the Democratic debate last night."
"Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel? Same reason children don't attack their parents..."