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Joke of the Day
"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."
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"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"
"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African."
"Apparently, Emma Watson is to star in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. If this turns out to be true, by the end of that movie my peni$ will be fifty shades of purple."
"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"
"Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus"
"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""
"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""
"The number of STDs I can spell without autocorrect really bothers me."