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Joke of the Day
"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"
Next Joke
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"Come here you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad I know how !"
"A joke agnostics can enjoy"
"Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? A: Out, out, damned Spot!"
"How can you spot a bad stripper? Because they half-ass it."
"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"
"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"