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Joke of the Day
"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."
Next Joke
"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"
"Tip: Call your baby a normal name Me: Are you still mad your parents called you tip?"
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."
"If a mother and her son conceived a child, what would the child call his/her mother? ""Herrburgggerrrpffffppphfffffdudududeck"""
"I Hate Christmas! And whoever started it should be nailed to a cross!!"
"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"
"Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect"
"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"
"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."