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Joke of the Day

"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."

"Math/music joke: What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? Delta blues."

"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? No one, they both eat out."

"How many joules does it take to fry a Jew? Nein joules."

"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."

"When in doubt, mumble."

"Robin Williams died like he lived Depressed."

"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."

"I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly. Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly"

"Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves."