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Joke of the Day

"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."

"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."

"What did the suicide bomb instructor say to his class? Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once?"

"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."

"Batman walks into a bar... ...Followed by 24 Sodium atoms."

"I lost both of my arms today... its ok though. I've learned to embrace it"

"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."

"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""

"Went to the zoo and the only animal there was a good looking dog... It was a pretty shih tzu"

"What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity."