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Joke of the Day

"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."

"A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified. ""No."" Said the farmer ""No."" Said the tomato"

"What part of ""No"" don't you understand? Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What? You're a squirrel? Sorry"

"You know how people called Richard get called Dick? Friend 1: You know people called Richard get called Dick. How do you get Dick from Richard? Friend 2: Depends how you ask him"

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"

"Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called ""talking"""

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra One of my favs"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's fucking dead."

"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."