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Joke of the Day
"When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?"
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"What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of? Their mind"
"How do pirates get their hair to stand up? Sea-men. My brother told me that"
"Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting."
"How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!"
"I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout."
"""Please stand for the Paralympic anthem."""
"This is how good my dog is, LOL. I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield"
"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."
"[i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring"